Look at that! Have you ever seen such a giant rice crispy turkey? It makes all the normal ones look tiny, I wonder how they feel about it?
What is going over there?
Uh-oh, it looks like the little ones are revolting!
Surely they aren't any match for such a giant specimen though are they?
Oh no, it's wounded and one of the brave little ones is on top of the giant!
Wow, that escalated quickly. So much for the might of the giant tom.
And to the victors go the spoils of war.